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Yesterday, I didn’t do shit. The 18 year old had to work then had some paper to finish writing for school. I had some pot on me but I didn’t feel like smoking it. I was gonna go to tidy up a little but didn’t ever get off my ass to do so. I was gonna do some laundry but didn’t feel like carrying it all to the laundry room. I ended up going back to sleep for a bit and when I woke up I was so fucking horny I would have fucked an ugly girl had one just been kicking it in my apartment.

I was in an older, experienced whore mood, so Diamond from MILFvixen.com got me out of it. Just take a long, hot fucking look at this tramp mother of who knows how many little devils. Just by the looks of her one could reasonably assume that she’d end up in porn. Kind of good looking but more of a slutty type of attractive than anything else. I wonder what her fuckin kids think – I shot two solid loads to her then went back to sleep.

I woke up again about 3. I could have gone to the gym, or done some work, but I honestly didn’t really feel like doing a motherfucking thing. By then I was seriously fucking hungry and felt like grabbing an early dinner, which ended up being my first meal of the day. I got stoned, took a shower, got stoned some more, then headed out to get a steak.

For some reason I dressed up a bit. I do this cuz I really like wearing nice clothes, and it’s always an easy way to pick up chicks. People just like a well-dressed person, and will consequently treat them differently. I went to Yard House and feasted. The waitress who served me was cute but she shot me no vibes. Fuckin’ A. That about sums up my “exciting” day.

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I hit up the grocery store yesterday to stock up on some junk food because I need my preservatives. While there, I decided to walk up and down each aisle to see what kind of shit they now have – it’s not too often I go grocery shopping for more than 10 minutes because I know what I want, but for some reason, I wanted to try some new things.

As I made my way to the produce section (looking for some exotic fruit to try), I noticed a woman looking at me (and trying not to stare). I paid her no mind because I was on a mission to find some kiwi and/mangos to devour tonight. I gathered a couple of each and was going to make my way to the meat section when she approached me and asked if she knew me and, my god, when I learned who this chick was, I gave her a double take—she did not look this damn good back in high school.

We got to chattin for a little bit, while continuing “our” shopping and it made me realize how quickly time flies. She was really good at choosing items as she knew all about nutrition values and things that gave you the best bang for your buck—she made a good wife to her lucky ass husband. She is now a mother of two, and how she maintains that sexy figure, I could not tell you. We exchanged numbers and I decided to tell her about my “girlfriend” because I figured that I was in the friend zone with this chick. Don’t get me wrong, I’d still give her the fuck of her life if given the opportunity.

When I arrived back to my place I couldn’t stop thinking about how well she turned out (and I mean more than physically). From what I remembered, she was a sloppy nerd who didn’t have any friends—the whole ugly duckling kind of story. Damn I was getting horny. Women like her have a straight and narrow kind of life and need some TrashyToons.com treatment in order for their life to have some fulfillment. I stared at her phone number for a few moments; Yes, I will call her soon and come over for dinner—without my “girlfriend”.

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With Halloween right around the corner, the 18 year old and I are going to go window shopping for costumes later on today. Well, actually, I was going to window shop because I didn’t plan on buying anything while she was adamant about picking out a costume today. It’s been years since I’ve celebrated Halloween and I never really enjoyed this fucking holiday for at least the last ten years because going door to door with a pillowcase asking for some shitty candy was way overrated and I didn’t like Halloween parties as well because I was too damn lazy to get all caked up in an outfit.

But this year was different. I would make a grand entrance with an 18 year old firecracker clinging onto my arm who, for one night, would be dressed like a total fuckin slut and be accepted. And I would make sure she get the skankiest outfit so that I could tear that shit right off of her later on in the evening – shit, maybe right there at the party – and start railing her like she was a MILFVixen.com whore. She wants to be something cute and innocent, but fuck all that. I have a fantasy to live out.

For the first time, I am actually excited to go shopping today. She’s making breakfast as at the moment as she again slept over last night—yeah, that’s another problem I’m going to have to figure out some other time. Right now, I’m using my FREE TRIAL to gage which fantasy I’m going to live out… and it looks like Britian here is the winner. Look at this gorgeous milf slut and those huge knockers. I’m going to face-fuck the 18 year old until I drill a hole in the back of her fuckin head that night. Halloween has the potential to get back on my “favorite holiday” list this year.

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